Dracula don’t suck! That’s a myth!
Dracula scrape
and lick!
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SOBBING
The Ginger Gospel
By Bree Perry
Bree Perry The Ginger: Rule 2: For a Ginger to run, is for a Ginger to fade into oblivion.
Bree Perry The Ginger: Rule 3: The brave Ginger endures the sun; the smart Ginger finds shade.
Bree Perry The Ginger: Rule 4: Look away from the paleness, lest you be blinded.
Bree Perry The Ginger: Rule 5: The Ginger always saves room for Mexican food.
Bree Perry The Ginger: Rule 6: The Ginger plays a vital role in the Zombie Apocalypse; they see exceptionally well in the dark.
Bree Perry The Ginger: Rule 7: We are not a mutation; but a prolonged after-shock of years of Irish inbreeding.
Bree Perry The Ginger: Rule 8: If a fellow Ginger claims to be from Texas, Mexico, California, Utah, Nevada, or any other Southern, Equatorial area where the sun shines 24/7, they are lying. They are infact a False-Ginger.
Bree Perry The Ginger: Rule 9: Any Ginger confronted with the statement,”You’re a mutataion.” Deny it, and see Rule 7.
Bree Perry The Ginger: Rule 10: The Ginger is the only one of it’s kind that can, indeed, get away with wearing sunglasses at night.
Bree Perry The Ginger: Rule 11: When the good Lord comes to take you, ask why he hasn’t taken Carrot Top yet.
Bree Perry The Ginger: Rule 12: If you are a Atheist-Ginger ( Not the same thing as a Ginger-Atheist), then you have failed the true test of being a Ginger and therefore do not deserve you’re soul back once you enter into Heaven.
Bree Perry The Ginger: Rule 13: God is a Ginger.
Bree Perry The Ginger: Rule 14: A Ginger-Atheist is defined as one who does not believe in the existence of Gingers, and/or refuses to recognize them as actual human beings.
Bree Perry The Ginger: Rule 15: We don’t talk about religion, to avoid unpleasant confrontations that may involve the soul-less being that we are.
Bree Perry The Ginger: Rule 16: Grubby, dirty feet are seconded only by our true enemy, the sun.
Bree Perry The Ginger: Rule 17: Pubic hair would be perfectly normal for any other person. It isn’t for us. So don’t do it.
Bree Perry The Ginger: Rule 18: A proper Ginger compliments fellow Gingers on their freakish glow.
Bree Perry The Ginger: Rule 19: To insult a Ginger’s eyebrows is an equivalent to insulting their sex life. Though both are non-existent
Bree Perry The Ginger: Rule 20: Any Super-Ginger would know the exact number of freckles on their body, and be able to chart them on command.
Bree Perry The Ginger: Rule 21: The only way to tell if you’re a true Ginger is to look down. * see Rule 17.
Bree Perry The Ginger: Rule 22: A Ginger is the closest thing to a vampire you can get.
Taken from Bree Perry’s (my own) facebook page before I deactivated it. :P Open for debate and discussion.
